What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 23:54

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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